professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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(Source: meowgaze)

"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."

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tagged: #oitnb

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justmakemexscream:

equallyblessed:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

"i didnt even understand what was wrong til the next year" lmaooooo

that was perfect oh my

tagged: #videos
creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa)

tagged: #q

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

tagged: #oitnb #q

(Source: grievant)